Gay friend: Can I ask you a really personal question?
Me: Of course.
GF: When you're ready for the surgery, do you get to pick the size?
Me: *sporfle*
Me: That's not what I was expecting.
GF: Because I want to help you shop.
Me: [gives Trans101 explanation of how there isn't really a The Surgery for FTM and how it's unlikely I'll be doing anything of the sort anyway.]
GF: I'm just saying, I know dick.
Then we talked about packies and STPs for a while and he told me I'm hot as a guy and would totally give me head (might want to check with his husband on that one, *koff*)
::amused::
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Heh. When my friend Marque started his transition, I suggested he visit Baldwin Pianos to check out their Used Organ Sale.
ReplyDelete"sporfle" is a pretty accurate description of his response.